Thursday, November 20, 2014

Soda Drinker Pro


Year: 2014
Genre: General
Website: http://sodadrinkerpro.com/


Shane:
  • Platform: Android
  • Hours logged: 0.5
  • Playthroughs: 0
  • Rating: --/10

Lee:
  • Platform: Android
  • Hours logged: 0.5
  • Playthroughs: 1
  • Rating: 2/10


Notes and Discussions:
  • Lee (11/20/2014): OK, I get it. Some dude makes a pointless "game" in a single day. He uploads it to some game websites and distribution services. Some people are amused by it and write jokingly glowing reviews of it. It's Goat Simulator + Delicious Women's Phd Darling Sexy Costume/Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. Meh.

    If you drink the soda on the last level, the game congratulates you on quenching your thirst. I'll call that a playthrough. My rating for this starts at a "1" for being complete shit, but includes a "+1" for the fact that some dude made a thing that got bigger than it really should have. Nice work, man.

  • Shane (11/28/2014):  I am actually (very mildly) angry that this exists.  Yay there is a person releasing stuff that is really unpolished and it was fast to build and... I don't care.  It isn't a "game."  It is a camera overlay with a soda.  Do you want to see a camera overlay game that is half-way awesome?  Arcade Reality.  You are welcome.  Please don't go out of your way to buy the soda thing though.  Just... don't.

    P.S.  Lee, thanks for the screenshot of the inside of a stall at work.  Appropriate in so many ways.